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Posted On: 06/05/2021 1:53:41 PM
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When hiking in the woods, it's always smart to
bring along a seasoned hiker with you. It's a well known fact that bears find unseasoned hikers bland and tasteless.
If pooping is "when nature calls"...............
...............is a fart a missed call?
I left my front door open and my Roomba went
outside where the neighborhood animals started attacking it.
( nature abhors a vacuum )
In all of nature, grizzly bears have the most unusual mating habits. Mama bear looks at Papa bear and and says, "Stick it in my cubby hole !"
What do you call it when your child teaches you
about the environment? Instant Greta-fication.
The discussion
2 married ladies are having lunch in a coffee shop...
One lady whispers 'I'm getting a boob job'
2nd lady: 'That's nothing, I'm getting my assshole bleached'
1st lady says: 'Really? I can't imagine your husband as a blonde'
bring along a seasoned hiker with you. It's a well known fact that bears find unseasoned hikers bland and tasteless.
If pooping is "when nature calls"...............
...............is a fart a missed call?
I left my front door open and my Roomba went
outside where the neighborhood animals started attacking it.
( nature abhors a vacuum )
In all of nature, grizzly bears have the most unusual mating habits. Mama bear looks at Papa bear and and says, "Stick it in my cubby hole !"
What do you call it when your child teaches you
about the environment? Instant Greta-fication.
The discussion
2 married ladies are having lunch in a coffee shop...
One lady whispers 'I'm getting a boob job'
2nd lady: 'That's nothing, I'm getting my assshole bleached'
1st lady says: 'Really? I can't imagine your husband as a blonde'
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