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Posted On: 05/18/2021 1:14:35 PM
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I love my dog, but I'm tired of having to show him both hands are empty like a blackjack dealer after I eat something.
I took a beginners class in Yoga this morning.
Basically I spent an hour trying not to fart.
Just got back from Bermuda. What a nice place it is there. We were watching the Bermuda Philharmonic Orchestra when all of a sudden, the woman on the triangle disappeared.
"Never stop dreaming"......
~~ Freddy Krueger~~
How to cook crack and clean a crab.
step 1: Use commas
Other than "life is short", what other sayings
do you use before making a bad decision?
Got up at 5am, ran 8km as usual, got back and made a vegetable smoothie. Just can't remember the rest of the dream.
You know, it used to be called a "jumpoline"
until yo mamma got on it.
I predict 90% of my predictions will be wrong.
Is from the land down under.
Australia?
No, Hell.
I took a beginners class in Yoga this morning.
Basically I spent an hour trying not to fart.
Just got back from Bermuda. What a nice place it is there. We were watching the Bermuda Philharmonic Orchestra when all of a sudden, the woman on the triangle disappeared.
"Never stop dreaming"......
~~ Freddy Krueger~~
How to cook crack and clean a crab.
step 1: Use commas
Other than "life is short", what other sayings
do you use before making a bad decision?
Got up at 5am, ran 8km as usual, got back and made a vegetable smoothie. Just can't remember the rest of the dream.
You know, it used to be called a "jumpoline"
until yo mamma got on it.
I predict 90% of my predictions will be wrong.
Is from the land down under.
Australia?
No, Hell.
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