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Posted On: 05/13/2021 2:40:12 PM
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I bought some rose-scented shampoo the other day.
..it smells better than real poo.
The only person responsible for dandruff is you.
It falls on your shoulders.
So what if I do not know what Armageddon is.
It's not the end of the world.
Gonorrhea would have been a great name for diarrhea medicine.
The oldest computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve. It was an Apple with extremely limited memory. Just 1 byte. Then everything crashed.
Two Rats
Rat # 1. Are you going to get vaccinated for Covid-19?
Rat #2. Are you crazy, they're still testing it on humans.
When it's all said and done,
not much is said nor is much done.
Apparently taking a day off is not something you
should do when you work for a calendar company.
45 year old man looking for a beautiful, blind, 20 something, female,
who is in line to inherit a liquor store when her dad dies.
I couldn't help but overhear two guys in their mid-twenties while sitting at the bar last night.
One of the guys says to his buddy: "Man you look tired."
His buddy says: "Man I'm exhausted. My girlfriend and I have sex all the time. She's after me 3 and 4 times a day. I just don't know what to do."
An older fellow sitting a couple of stools down, also overheard the conversation.
He looked over at the two young men and with the wisdom of years says: "Marry her. That'll put a stop to it.".
..it smells better than real poo.
The only person responsible for dandruff is you.
It falls on your shoulders.
So what if I do not know what Armageddon is.
It's not the end of the world.
Gonorrhea would have been a great name for diarrhea medicine.
The oldest computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve. It was an Apple with extremely limited memory. Just 1 byte. Then everything crashed.
Two Rats
Rat # 1. Are you going to get vaccinated for Covid-19?
Rat #2. Are you crazy, they're still testing it on humans.
When it's all said and done,
not much is said nor is much done.
Apparently taking a day off is not something you
should do when you work for a calendar company.
45 year old man looking for a beautiful, blind, 20 something, female,
who is in line to inherit a liquor store when her dad dies.
I couldn't help but overhear two guys in their mid-twenties while sitting at the bar last night.
One of the guys says to his buddy: "Man you look tired."
His buddy says: "Man I'm exhausted. My girlfriend and I have sex all the time. She's after me 3 and 4 times a day. I just don't know what to do."
An older fellow sitting a couple of stools down, also overheard the conversation.
He looked over at the two young men and with the wisdom of years says: "Marry her. That'll put a stop to it.".
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