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Posted On: 04/29/2021 12:49:19 PM
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If this was a dog show:
• Leronlimab would of won Best in Show in the overall Therapeutic group.
• We would of won or placed in the M/M competition
• We would of demolished the competition in Severe/critical because the only dog out there would of been a flea bag mut named Remy
• In the long hauler trial we are the only dog strutting around with our tail in the air feeling like we’re the shit, until a group of scientist walk out with a lab manufactured dog that cost 3 billion dollars to create and all the scientist start high fiving the judges. And right before the “best trick” part begins, the judges announce the winner- Big Phart. Lero’s owner tries to talk to the judges and explain that we have been practicing this trick for 12 years and it’s the safest most least effort trick they will ever have witnessed. The judges scoff and reply,” How can you such a little dog, compete with this big, expensive dog that has all of these handlers telling us how great their dog is?”
Lero’s owner’s decide right then that the US Dog Association is fraudulent and they will now only compete overseas until they win every event over there and the USDA invites them bag with a huge appology and an invitation to the Dog Hall of Fame with Leros picture front and center. Hhhoooowwwwwllllllll!!!!!!!
• Leronlimab would of won Best in Show in the overall Therapeutic group.
• We would of won or placed in the M/M competition
• We would of demolished the competition in Severe/critical because the only dog out there would of been a flea bag mut named Remy
• In the long hauler trial we are the only dog strutting around with our tail in the air feeling like we’re the shit, until a group of scientist walk out with a lab manufactured dog that cost 3 billion dollars to create and all the scientist start high fiving the judges. And right before the “best trick” part begins, the judges announce the winner- Big Phart. Lero’s owner tries to talk to the judges and explain that we have been practicing this trick for 12 years and it’s the safest most least effort trick they will ever have witnessed. The judges scoff and reply,” How can you such a little dog, compete with this big, expensive dog that has all of these handlers telling us how great their dog is?”
Lero’s owner’s decide right then that the US Dog Association is fraudulent and they will now only compete overseas until they win every event over there and the USDA invites them bag with a huge appology and an invitation to the Dog Hall of Fame with Leros picture front and center. Hhhoooowwwwwllllllll!!!!!!!
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