Kamikaze instructor:
"OK people, please watch closely...........................I'm only going to show you this once."

Wanted. Suicide bomber. Once in a lifetime opportunity.

The airplane with no engines would take you all the way to
the scene of the crash.

My wife complains about constantly being sexually harassed at work.
I told her she can stop working from home and go back to the office if she doesn’t like it.

Grandma didn't want to go to the nursing home,
so I cheered her up by saying "It won't be for long."

I got my covid shot to help with herd immunity
now I have an urge to get on all fours and eat grass....