Did you hear about the orchestra that got electrocuted?
They're blaming the conductor.

Did you know that in Greece they electrocute their yogurt?
It's quite a culture shock.

Yoga master's last word after being electrocuted
Ohmmmmmmmmm.............................................

Hear about the seamstress who went to the ATM?
She was electrocuted when she entered her pin.

My Son was chewing on plugged in electrical cords
so I grounded him.

My wife asked me if I could clear the kitchen table.
I had to get a running start but I made it.

Guitar strings can play music- shoe strings canknot.