If you tend to break wind, will wearing a windbreaker cure it?

It has been 2 years and still nobody knows why Notre Dame caught fire....
...but Quasimodo has a hunch.

Me: My doctor said I could masturbate anytime I want.
Wife: No, he said your blood pressure is incredibly high, and you could have a stroke at any moment.

I have a bad habit of screaming during rectal
examinations, but I plan to stop doing that......................
It makes my patients really nervous.

Selective immunity.....
My boss wanted to know how I always managed to end up sick on Mondays. I had to explain my weekend immune system.