With the height of the bar that you have put in place, I doubt even companies like Exxon, BP and Shell would satisfy you.

I have a lot of friends that are engineers -- I have learned to tolerate their odd personalities. So, I will tolerate yours too -- but I am sure there are some here that scratch their heads on a weekly basis, is he long or not? He's long, its just the engineer in him that we are witnessing.