Hedge has it all figured out.

"You see I have these reports from the state, who I say you can't work with and are rigging things against the company and they always have and they always will, and those reports from those bad people, who I'm telling you hate the company, are saying the company is not doing a good job and apparently the company is not aware of this great and special knowledge I have come across through many many hours of research that I'm definitely not being paid for. Also, buy this other company that is definitely not paying me!"