An airline captain was breaking in a very pretty new blonde
stewardess;
the route they were flying had a stay-over in another city. Upon their
arrival the captain showed the stewardess the best place for airline
personnel to eat, shop and stay overnight. The next morning as the
pilot
was preparing the crew for the day's route, he noticed the new
stewardess was missing. He knew which room she was in at the hotel and
called her up, wondering what happened to her. She answered the phone,
crying, and said she couldn't get out of her room. "You can't get out
of your room?" the captain asked, "Why not?" The stewardess
replied: "There are only three doors in here," she sobbed, "one is
the bathroom, one is the closet, and one has a sign on it that says
'Do Not Disturb'!"