I used to go into malls and rotate the body
parts of mannequins. I wasn't sure if anyone noticed, but I would bet it turned a few heads.

What's a woman's favorite body part?
Can't quite remember, but it's right on the tip of my tongue.

Most reliable body parts:
Your fingers.......................you can always count on them.

My wife asked me, "If you had to get rid of one
body part, what would it be?" I said, "My spine........it holds me back."

My opinion of body part puns..............
They're pretty humerus if you ass me.

Seems counterintuitive to close up your roofing business
after getting shingles.