A minister and a rabbit go into a bar.
The barman asks the rabbit what he wants.
The rabbit says "I don't know. I'm only here because of autocorrect".

If you've worn a mask and have glasses
you may be entitled to condensation.

Everybody knows that Bullwinkle went to Wassamata-U.
How many remember he first went to Theheckwith-U?

Why is a push-up bra like a bag of chips?
When you get them both open you realize they are only half full.

My wife could make a banker lose interest.

Best insult ever..........
:You're the reason some people are afraid of clowns".