Hey, I am left handed, and I have made a demand to the government that we folks of "left handedness" receive reparations for all the abuse and shaming we have received since the founding of this country for our affliction.

Will keep everyone updated how my "snowflake" attitude is viewed and whether we will finally get our validation as a contributing sector to the country that we deserve.

As an example, one gets "left" behind but truth and honor is always the "right" virtues to practice.

The horror of it all we lefties have to endure. Don't even get me started on scissors.

A little levity to start the day.