One liners

I went to a haunted bed & breakfast in France.
I had to leave..................the place was giving me the crepes.

I used to be a personal driver in France........
..............but I have nothing to chauffeur it.

Did you hear about the tallest tower in France?
It's a real Eiffel.

Who won the first Tour de France?
The 5th Panzer Division.

What are stepfathers called in France?
Faux pas.

should i have a baby after 35?
no 35 is enough kids

I am 2 months pregnant, when will my baby move?
with any luck, right after he finishes college

What is the most reliable way to determine the sex of my child?
childbirth

My birthing instructor says it's not pain I will feel during labor but pressure. Is she right?
yes, in the same way a tornado can be called an air current

When is the best time to get an epidural?
right after you find out you are pregnant

Is there any reason for me to be in delivery room during birth?
not unless the word alimony means something to you

do I have to have a baby shower?
not if you change the diapers fast enough

My baby was born last week, when will my wife start acting normally again?
when the kids are in college