Just when you thought the board was going to be overrun by vaccine and news outlet talks we have our hero, Tony Corvette, drop by with a PR link. God bless you, Mr. Corvette. For you have brought a tiny bit of normalcy to our board today. I can only hope we also see Joe Sax drop by for PR link as well.
You see, back when investing was just a gleam in your eye, there were already people here. People posting the news for all to see with monikers that adhered to a strict formula developed a long time ago.
Name then Thing. Maybe a number if you're feeling saucy.
It was the only way to get the news...
PR's here! Git y'r PR's here! Just a nickel if you please! Red Hot PR's here! Hello sir, have you heard the news? Well there's a new drug in town and you can read all 'bout it in t'day's news for a mere nickel!
A long, long line of board members came before Tony Corvette and Joe Sax, all carrying the weight of short and sweet PR delivery men of the past. Originally there was just Tim Edsel, the first of the Message Board Shouters as they were called back then. Then his son Ron Gramophone, and then his son Earl Pencil. And on and on.
In fact, there has never been a time when the torch hasn't remained lit. Every son has stepped into the spotlight to carry on the family tradition. Just like Tony's father (Joe Isuzu) did so many years ago, Tony brings us the straight dope. No commentary. No liking or disliking posts. No wasted space or time. No GIFs.
So I salute you, Tony Corvette. And your son Joe Sax who is learning the trade as we speak. You are the real deal and I tip my glass of Bogle Phantom in your general direction. Please keep doing what you're doing. It brings me much joy and I honestly hope that the day we get the good results we've all waited for, that you two are the ones to break the news to the board first. Nothing would make me happier.
Honestly, and Truly, and Sincerely, (Big Fan),
Nighttime Respert
You see, back when investing was just a gleam in your eye, there were already people here. People posting the news for all to see with monikers that adhered to a strict formula developed a long time ago.
Name then Thing. Maybe a number if you're feeling saucy.
It was the only way to get the news...
PR's here! Git y'r PR's here! Just a nickel if you please! Red Hot PR's here! Hello sir, have you heard the news? Well there's a new drug in town and you can read all 'bout it in t'day's news for a mere nickel!
A long, long line of board members came before Tony Corvette and Joe Sax, all carrying the weight of short and sweet PR delivery men of the past. Originally there was just Tim Edsel, the first of the Message Board Shouters as they were called back then. Then his son Ron Gramophone, and then his son Earl Pencil. And on and on.
In fact, there has never been a time when the torch hasn't remained lit. Every son has stepped into the spotlight to carry on the family tradition. Just like Tony's father (Joe Isuzu) did so many years ago, Tony brings us the straight dope. No commentary. No liking or disliking posts. No wasted space or time. No GIFs.
So I salute you, Tony Corvette. And your son Joe Sax who is learning the trade as we speak. You are the real deal and I tip my glass of Bogle Phantom in your general direction. Please keep doing what you're doing. It brings me much joy and I honestly hope that the day we get the good results we've all waited for, that you two are the ones to break the news to the board first. Nothing would make me happier.
Honestly, and Truly, and Sincerely, (Big Fan),
Nighttime Respert
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