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Posted On: 03/02/2021 4:27:55 PM
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Psychiatrist: "You have a fear of marriage, do you know the symptoms?"
Patient: "Can't say I do."
A plaintiff with feverish symptoms asks the judge for medication.
Motrin denied.
Pretty sure my wife has Covid.
One of the symptoms is lack of taste.
Me: "Doctor, doctor, I think I'm going deaf."
Doctor: "Can you describe the symptoms?"
Me: "Yes. Homer is fat and bald and Marge has blue hair."
When bread gets depressed, what is the most common symptom?
Self loafing.
Crematoriums make my blood boil.
Irony: When they cremate firemen.
https://upjoke.com/symptom-jokes
Patient: "Can't say I do."
A plaintiff with feverish symptoms asks the judge for medication.
Motrin denied.
Pretty sure my wife has Covid.
One of the symptoms is lack of taste.
Me: "Doctor, doctor, I think I'm going deaf."
Doctor: "Can you describe the symptoms?"
Me: "Yes. Homer is fat and bald and Marge has blue hair."
When bread gets depressed, what is the most common symptom?
Self loafing.
Crematoriums make my blood boil.
Irony: When they cremate firemen.
https://upjoke.com/symptom-jokes
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