I'm concerned about this new position posted at CytoDyn:

Assistant to the Chief Scam Officer (CSO)


Detail-oriented hogwash specialist wanted for coordinating fly-by-night operation, and assisting CSO in running cover for the Board Of Directors.

Duties Include:

- Removing whatever legal roadblocks keeping us from selling restricted shares and gettin' dat sweet sweet cash money.

- Fielding phone calls from rural "doctors" and pretending to care about their fat-ass mothers who got some kind of pudding on the brain.
(fluency in Authentic Frontier Gibberish a plus)

- Getting rid of that guy who takes pictures of our building from the parking lot.

- Booking last-minute tickets to Bermuda and/or Costa Rica.

- Proficiency in Excel

- Base salary will be paid in Bitcoin and warrants.