But the Cannes Film Festival is coming up. David wouldn't miss that. Well, there is the passport problem now that he's on bail. He can send Chris Madsen, who hasn't been indicted. Yet. France can always use another old retard. Madsen can bag another blockbuster like Non-Transferable for UltraCrap. Or some Bollywood junk.

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