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Posted On: 02/24/2021 11:18:03 AM
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Why did astronomers name the planet Saturn?
It had a nice ring to it.
Why do astronomers put beef in
their shampoo? For meatier showers.
Astronomer pick up line:
"Hey babe, the universe starts with U-N-I."
How do astronomers organize a party?
They planet.
What do you get when astronomers play
tic-tac-toe? Exoplanets.
What's the difference between a Texas energy company and a Dumpster Fire?
A Dumpster Fire creates affordable light and heat.
The worst part about Tiger Wood's driving
is that it's probably going to add to his handicap.
It had a nice ring to it.
Why do astronomers put beef in
their shampoo? For meatier showers.
Astronomer pick up line:
"Hey babe, the universe starts with U-N-I."
How do astronomers organize a party?
They planet.
What do you get when astronomers play
tic-tac-toe? Exoplanets.
What's the difference between a Texas energy company and a Dumpster Fire?
A Dumpster Fire creates affordable light and heat.
The worst part about Tiger Wood's driving
is that it's probably going to add to his handicap.
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