This "Harpitdown" character is probably a bot. I'm guessing someone fed a computer 1,000 of my posts and programmed it to copy me. I can't be sure, of course. Many countries have tried to replicate what I do but to no avail. But I will add something that's odd about this whole thing. One time (side note: I sawr a blimp) my niece started saying "harp it down" out of the blue and nobody every figured out where it came from. She blamed it on me, but I'd never uttered that weird-ass phrase around her. True story. So probably a glitch in the matrix. I should also add that I used to call my turds "Rocco's" but it never caught on with the rest of the family.