Special Report filed by Mother Tucker Carlson of Faux News Chattel ... "In the deep gloom we see a band of "what about shilliarys" and "what about obombers?" gathering with pitchforks, hunting the elusive libtard. And so, without so much as a roadmap or destination address, the fascist cult horde begins its somber march into the teeth of evil - the dreaded Pedophile Pizza Parlor, address unknown, marching in uptight formation, nuclear arms in arms, in desperation, in earnest ... but, but wait, hasn't Earnest gone to Jail, or school or somewhere else? Was it Hollywood? NO, sat it ain't so Vern! Not the bastion of libtardism ... we're doomed! Call out the plowed boys, the NRA, Rep Marginal taylor geen, somebody, anybody. we need reinforcements now! But the misdirected cult appears to be rudderless, as they march backwards into the dense gloom from whence they came ... "