Old Man in The House of Pleasure

An 80 year old man decides to go visit and enjoy some female companionship after a spending a few weeks at sea. Entering the local house of pleasure, the old dog is met by the Madam who giggles but promptly presents her ladies for his viewing.

After selecting one of the girls, the old guy requests a box of condoms and a clothes pin. All the gals smirked at the request of a box of condoms. While the Madam laughingly handed the old man his box of condoms, she asked, "Sorry, I just need to know what the clothes pin is for?"

The old man, walking down the hall towards the bedroom with his lady on one arm and the box of condoms in the other, responds, "I simply can't stand the smell of burning rubber!"