Last night, after my wife and I had gone to bed, I rolled over to her and as sweetly as I could, I whispered...
"Did you know today is National Orgasm Day?"
She turned over to face me, touched my cheek ever so tenderly, then paused for a few seconds and replied...
"Oh, what a pity... right at the start of National Headache Week!"
Then she yawned, rolled back over and fell asleep.