What do you call it when two strains of a
disease are identical? Plague-arism

A restaurant served me soggy spaghetti..........
...................so I put in a restraining order.

WARNING !!! Don't look at the sun through a
colander...........................you could strain your eyes.

I just informed my wife that I tested positive for Covid.
She said that puts a real strain on our relationship.

The new colander I bought was very heavy,
so I got a hand truck to move it. I didn't want to strain myself.

I'm straining to find the humor in these..
Too many holes in my subject matter.