Mr. Chowder has been on the RESPY Committee’s radar for quite some time. The team is aware of his background and has spoken directly with him about his content on this message board. It is the committee’s opinion that due to the very high quality of his posts he has unfortunately and inadvertently created a situation for himself wherein he either receives constant RESPY’s or must wait until his magnum opus.

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