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Posted On: 01/10/2021 2:01:30 PM
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On Monday we start Diarrhea Awareness Week. Runs until Friday.
My friend Joe recently went on the Dolly Parton diet.
It really made Joe lean, Joe lean, Joe lean, Joe leannnnnnn….
I bought a sail for my boat on Amazon the other day.
Today it dawned on me that it’s not the right size so I called to cancel.
They said it’s too late.
That sail has shipped.
Me: (sobbing my heart out, eyes were swollen, nose red)…I can’t see you anymore. I am not going to let you hurt me like this again! Trainer: It was a sit up. You did one sit up.
My friend Joe recently went on the Dolly Parton diet.
It really made Joe lean, Joe lean, Joe lean, Joe leannnnnnn….
I bought a sail for my boat on Amazon the other day.
Today it dawned on me that it’s not the right size so I called to cancel.
They said it’s too late.
That sail has shipped.
Me: (sobbing my heart out, eyes were swollen, nose red)…I can’t see you anymore. I am not going to let you hurt me like this again! Trainer: It was a sit up. You did one sit up.
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