I'm doing poorly in my Marine Biology class.
My grades are below C level.

Just watched a documentary on the feeding behaviors of cattle.
"Graze Anatomy"

Biology teacher: "Describe what a specimen is."
Little Johnny: "An Italian astronaut."

A botany teacher runs into a bank holding a flower.......
"Everybody on the ground, I have a pistil !"

I'm in the hospital right now. Don't worry about me, I'll be fine.
But let me just say, the Dyson Ball Cleaner has a very misleading name.

Tell a woman she's beautiful a hundred times and she won't believe you.
Tell a woman she's fat just once and she will remember it
for the rest of her life because elephants never forget.