I beg your pardon, bitch, Trump never promised us a shit sandwich
Along with the sunshine, up the butt, there's gotta be a little Clorox sometime

When you vote you got to accept so live and let live or let go
I beg your pardon, and Trump gave out a shit load of 'em.

I could promise you things like big f'in walls
But you can't tell my bone spurs from my balls
so what does it matter?

Well, if bull shttin' you could make it come true
I would give you a COVID free country right now on a silver platter
But what would it matter?

So smile for a while and let's be jolly
Pandemics shouldn't be so melancholy
Come along and share the good times while we can