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Posted On: 12/28/2020 12:08:55 PM
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If the US saw what the US is doing in the US, the US would invade
the US to liberate the US from the tyranny of the US!
My bear's diarrhea problems are starting to worry me. The vet says he's getting better but he's not out of the woods yet.
To everyone who received a file from me named myjunk.jpg: I thought I was sending you a photo of my garage sale. I am so, so sorry.
ACQUAINTANCE: (crying) Nobody likes me
ME: I like you
ACQUAINTANCE: (crying harder) Nobody good likes me
Today I made sushi at home for the first time. I substituted a hotdog for the raw tuna, a bun for the rice, and mustard for the wasabi!
Why does whoop-ass only come in a can?
Overheard at the laundromat:
"I never knew what true happiness was until I got married. And then it was too late."
the US to liberate the US from the tyranny of the US!
My bear's diarrhea problems are starting to worry me. The vet says he's getting better but he's not out of the woods yet.
To everyone who received a file from me named myjunk.jpg: I thought I was sending you a photo of my garage sale. I am so, so sorry.
ACQUAINTANCE: (crying) Nobody likes me
ME: I like you
ACQUAINTANCE: (crying harder) Nobody good likes me
Today I made sushi at home for the first time. I substituted a hotdog for the raw tuna, a bun for the rice, and mustard for the wasabi!
Why does whoop-ass only come in a can?
Overheard at the laundromat:
"I never knew what true happiness was until I got married. And then it was too late."
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