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Posted On: 12/24/2020 12:05:21 PM
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Holiday Tradition
This is the 9th year I posted this spoof. (First appeared 2011)
Remember Jabbour? He was supposed to be our man who powered Europe with Saudi Solar electricity by now...
Once again, I hope it is the last year this post is applicable.
With apologies to Eartha Kitt:
All together now
(cue pitchpipe) HUMMMM....
VERSE:
(ba-doo,ba-doo)
Santa Stevie,
I’ve put all my money on you.
And I’m blue.
Your quantum dots have nothing to do.
So Santa Stevie,
Hurry raise the stock price tonight!
Santa Stevie,
I count on you for me to get well.
So sell.
And make me love the opening bell.
Santa Stevie
So hurry raise the stock price tonight!
BREAK:
Next year will be very good,
if this turns out just like it should.
Think of all the shares I bought.
Don't let my confidence be for naught!
VERSE:
(ba-doo,ba-doo)
Santa Stevie
This oil-fired world sure needs what you’ve got.
A lot.
The polar caps don’t want to be hot.
Santa Stevie
Hurry raise the stock price tonight.
Santa Stevie
I dream of the day when Jabbour
Is on tour
And quantum dots have much more allure.
So Santa Stevie
Hurry raise the stock price tonight!
(Fade) Doo-bee-doo-bee,doo-bee-doo-doo, bee-doo-doo....
MERRY CHRISTMAS ALL!
S A John
This is the 9th year I posted this spoof. (First appeared 2011)
Remember Jabbour? He was supposed to be our man who powered Europe with Saudi Solar electricity by now...
Once again, I hope it is the last year this post is applicable.
With apologies to Eartha Kitt:
All together now
(cue pitchpipe) HUMMMM....
VERSE:
(ba-doo,ba-doo)
Santa Stevie,
I’ve put all my money on you.
And I’m blue.
Your quantum dots have nothing to do.
So Santa Stevie,
Hurry raise the stock price tonight!
Santa Stevie,
I count on you for me to get well.
So sell.
And make me love the opening bell.
Santa Stevie
So hurry raise the stock price tonight!
BREAK:
Next year will be very good,
if this turns out just like it should.
Think of all the shares I bought.
Don't let my confidence be for naught!
VERSE:
(ba-doo,ba-doo)
Santa Stevie
This oil-fired world sure needs what you’ve got.
A lot.
The polar caps don’t want to be hot.
Santa Stevie
Hurry raise the stock price tonight.
Santa Stevie
I dream of the day when Jabbour
Is on tour
And quantum dots have much more allure.
So Santa Stevie
Hurry raise the stock price tonight!
(Fade) Doo-bee-doo-bee,doo-bee-doo-doo, bee-doo-doo....
MERRY CHRISTMAS ALL!
S A John
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