Holiday Tradition

This is the 9th year I posted this spoof. (First appeared 2011)

Remember Jabbour? He was supposed to be our man who powered Europe with Saudi Solar electricity by now...

Once again, I hope it is the last year this post is applicable.

With apologies to Eartha Kitt:

All together now
(cue pitchpipe) HUMMMM....

VERSE:

(ba-doo,ba-doo)

Santa Stevie,
I’ve put all my money on you.
And I’m blue.
Your quantum dots have nothing to do.
So Santa Stevie,
Hurry raise the stock price tonight!

Santa Stevie,
I count on you for me to get well.
So sell.
And make me love the opening bell.
Santa Stevie
So hurry raise the stock price tonight!

BREAK:

Next year will be very good,
if this turns out just like it should.
Think of all the shares I bought.
Don't let my confidence be for naught!

VERSE:

(ba-doo,ba-doo)

Santa Stevie
This oil-fired world sure needs what you’ve got.
A lot.
The polar caps don’t want to be hot.
Santa Stevie
Hurry raise the stock price tonight.

Santa Stevie
I dream of the day when Jabbour
Is on tour
And quantum dots have much more allure.
So Santa Stevie
Hurry raise the stock price tonight!

(Fade) Doo-bee-doo-bee,doo-bee-doo-doo, bee-doo-doo....

MERRY CHRISTMAS ALL!

S A John