But what, oh what does it mean? Does he have buying a 75 foot yacht on his bucket list? Is it for a charitable donation to the Church of Satan? Is he going to bury the money in the desert and start a treasure hunt? Will he build a custom coffin and actually take it with him? Has he figured out that bundles of $100 bills are the best firestarter for his fireplace?

I am going to lay awake at night for years wondering what it means. Maybe if I figure it out, there within will be the keys to the entire universe.