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Posted On: 11/26/2020 7:47:08 AM
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Q: How do you win an argument with your family at Thanksgiving this year? A: Hit the “End Meeting” button.
A young man who worked at a grocery store had just finished stocking the turkeys in the freezer when a woman approached and asked, “Excuse me, do these turkeys get any bigger?” “No ma’am,” he replied. “These turkeys are dead
One Thanksgiving morning, a farmer walks into his house with a turkey under his arm. “This is the pig I’ve been sleeping with,” he says. “That’s a turkey,” his wife says. The man answers, “I wasn’t talking to you."
Q: Why did the cranberries turn red?
A: Because they saw the turkeys dressing.
Q: What does a disappointed mother turkey tell her kids?
A: “If your father could see you now, he’d be rolling over in his gravy!”
https://www.distractify.com/p/thanksgiving-jokes-for-adults
A young man who worked at a grocery store had just finished stocking the turkeys in the freezer when a woman approached and asked, “Excuse me, do these turkeys get any bigger?” “No ma’am,” he replied. “These turkeys are dead
One Thanksgiving morning, a farmer walks into his house with a turkey under his arm. “This is the pig I’ve been sleeping with,” he says. “That’s a turkey,” his wife says. The man answers, “I wasn’t talking to you."
Q: Why did the cranberries turn red?
A: Because they saw the turkeys dressing.
Q: What does a disappointed mother turkey tell her kids?
A: “If your father could see you now, he’d be rolling over in his gravy!”
https://www.distractify.com/p/thanksgiving-jokes-for-adults
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