To send us into the weekend with a smile, some legal wisdom from Lionel Hutz, lawyer on The Simpsons:

Mr. Simpson, this is the most blatant case of fraudulent advertising since my suit against the film ‘The Neverending Story’

I have a fool-proof strategy to get you out of here: surprise witnesses, each more surprising than the last.

Lionel Hutz: Care to join me in a belt of scotch?
Marge: It's 9:30 in the morning.
Hutz: Yeah, but I haven't slept in days.

Lisa: Mr. Hutz, why are you burning all your personal papers?
Lionel Hutz: As of this moment, Lionel Hutz no longer exists. Say hello to Miguel Sanchez!