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Posted On: 11/20/2020 5:24:37 PM
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To send us into the weekend with a smile, some legal wisdom from Lionel Hutz, lawyer on The Simpsons:
Mr. Simpson, this is the most blatant case of fraudulent advertising since my suit against the film ‘The Neverending Story’
I have a fool-proof strategy to get you out of here: surprise witnesses, each more surprising than the last.
Lionel Hutz: Care to join me in a belt of scotch?
Marge: It's 9:30 in the morning.
Hutz: Yeah, but I haven't slept in days.
Lisa: Mr. Hutz, why are you burning all your personal papers?
Lionel Hutz: As of this moment, Lionel Hutz no longer exists. Say hello to Miguel Sanchez!
Mr. Simpson, this is the most blatant case of fraudulent advertising since my suit against the film ‘The Neverending Story’
I have a fool-proof strategy to get you out of here: surprise witnesses, each more surprising than the last.
Lionel Hutz: Care to join me in a belt of scotch?
Marge: It's 9:30 in the morning.
Hutz: Yeah, but I haven't slept in days.
Lisa: Mr. Hutz, why are you burning all your personal papers?
Lionel Hutz: As of this moment, Lionel Hutz no longer exists. Say hello to Miguel Sanchez!
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