I thought Rudy’s most humiliating moment couldn’t be topped while in a room with Borat’s daughter with his hand on his scrotum. Alas, Rudy was able to top that along with the dildo store stunt by holding a presser in a 1000 degree room with brown rivulets of hair dye leaking down his face. Pundits quickly surmised that the brown stuff was his shit for brains leaking from his skull. I can’t wait to see how much further Giuliani will debase himself by December 15.