There was a brawl in our local Chinese restaurant last night.
It was a scene of wonton destruction.

I saw a brawl between an illegal alien and a pedophile.
( Alien vs Predator )

I watched a brawl between a man named Ascot
and a man named Windsor. It ended in a tie.

I’m so irritated with my neighbor today, he kept playing Lionel Richie songs at full blast. Normally I wouldn’t mind.. But it was All Night Long.

After playing guitar for years I thought I could learn to play the piano.
But it’s not an easy instrument to pick up.

My neighbor said he could play a medieval
stringed instrument. What a lyre.