When we bought our new home, the real estate agent thought it would be nice to send flowers for the occasion.
They did arrive but the card said,
“Rest in Peace”.
I was angry and called the florist to complain.
When I told them, the florist said...
“Oh sir, I’m really sorry for the mistake. Somewhere there is a funeral taking place today, and they have flowers with a note saying, 'Congratulations on your new home',"