I'm addicted to DIY repairs.
I'm always looking for my next fix.

Had to repair my drums after the grandson broke them.
Now he'll have to deal with the repercussions.

Being an a/c repair man is a cool job.
Problem is, you just aren't freon hot days.

I miss grandpa. We used to play together, camp
together, and do repairs on the house together. I'll never forget his last words...................."Stop shaking the ladder you little Basturd!"

Repairs on Big Ben are expected to take three years.
That's a long time, considering they're working around the clock.

Did you know..
That “butt dialing” and “booty calls” are not the same thing?
Now I have to apologize to our neighbor.