News Release: "In honor of the discounted share price and the subsequent shareholders' loss, for which the CEO is totally responsible, the BOD has issued NP a name change. From this point forward, until further notice, he shall be called Nadir Poorhouse. It is hoped he will perform at a more professional level with the upcoming results of the S/C trials. If not, his surname will be changed to Outhouse."

C'mon Nadir, WTF are you doing? C'mon BOD, when the hell you gonna hire a professional PR representative?