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Posted On: 09/12/2020 8:25:01 AM
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When I die, I want someone to throw the bouquet of flowers by my coffin out to the crowd to see who is next.
Patience is a virtue. But it's not mine.
The universe is made up of protons, neutrons, electrons, and morons
Today i was a hero. I rescued some wine that was trapped in a bottle
I may be wrong sometimes, but I doubt it.
My wife says I have 2 faults, I don't listen and...something else.
How am I supposed to trust you when every time I untie you, you run away
Pubs are the official sunblock of Ireland
Drink responsibly means don't spill it.
Source>>>
I got these in an email of tee shirt photos.
Patience is a virtue. But it's not mine.
The universe is made up of protons, neutrons, electrons, and morons
Today i was a hero. I rescued some wine that was trapped in a bottle
I may be wrong sometimes, but I doubt it.
My wife says I have 2 faults, I don't listen and...something else.
How am I supposed to trust you when every time I untie you, you run away
Pubs are the official sunblock of Ireland
Drink responsibly means don't spill it.
Source>>>
I got these in an email of tee shirt photos.
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