I bought a new car, but I couldn't get the radio to work.

So, I went back to the dealership and told them my problem with the vehicle.

The service technician explained that the radio was voice activated and would give me an example of how it operates.

He then said to the radio 'Nelson.'

The radio replied, 'Ricky or Willie?'

'Willie !' he continued and 'On The Road Again' came from the speakers.

Then he said, 'Ray Charles!', and in an instant 'Georgia On My Mind' replaced Willie Nelson.

I drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time I'd say, 'Beethoven,' I'd get beautiful classical music, and if I said 'Beatles', I'd get one of their awesome songs.

Yesterday, some guy ran a red light and nearly creamed my new car, but I swerved in time to avoid him.

I yelled, 'Ass Hole, F__kin' Idiot!'

Immediately the radio responded with ...'Ladies and gentlemen, The President of the United States.'

Damn, I love this car!