THE MEXICAN MAID 

The Mexican maid asked for a pay increase. 
The wife was very upset about this and 
Decided to talk to her about the raise. 

..She asked: "Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?" 

..Maria: "Well, Senora, there are tree reasons why I wanna increaze." 

.."The first is that I iron better than you." 

..Wife: "Who said you iron better than me?" 

..Maria: "Jor huzban he say so." 

..Wife: "Oh yeah?" 

..Maria: "The second reason eez that I am a better cook than you." 

..Wife: "Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?" 

..Maria: "Jor hozban did" 

..Wife increasingly agitated:"Oh he did--- did he???" 

..Maria: "The third reason is that I am better at sex than you in the bed." 

..Wife, really boiling now and through gritted teeth. "And did my 
husband say that as well?" 

....Maria: "No Senora......The gardener did." 

.....Wife: "So how much do you want?"