Members of the Flat Earth Society are having
a tough time during the pandemic. The six foot social distancing measures are pushing many over the edge.

What is the most responsible thing you can do
during this pandemic? Masking for a friend.

It was Christmas time and the judge was in a benevolent mood as he questioned the prisoner. "What are you charged with?" he asked.

"Doing my Christmas shopping early," replied the defendant.

"That's no offense," replied the judge. "How early were you doing this shopping?"

"Before the store opened"