That's about the most gruesome post that I've seen in a very long time. That poor guy is really beginning to get ate up with Lunkerheaditis. And if he's not treated and quickly, he'll soon devolve into a raging Librul Nutburger who spends his days spreading left wing poopology* everywhere he goes.

I'm going to call Doc, Shademeister about this case. I'm hoping it's not too late for the good Doc's red pill treatment. Hmmm, I wonder if Doc Shademeister makes house calls? I know a few down here that needs a case of his red pills.

* Left wing poop might be good for fertilizing crab grass, but other than that, the stuff has no purpose whatsoever. LOLOLOL