Millenial says: "We like our movies on our phones and laptops, which we replace every couple of years with bleeding edge tech - they're the best screens in the house and we can watch movies on-the-go. We really like watching classic movies and discussing with friends, not garbage rotten apple content. We're not as dumb as we seem and we have money to spend."

Boomer says: "Y'all kids and your Youtubez 'n Tik Tokz can go to hell. We do high-quality Lawrence of Arabia Hollywood content in here, like endless "Rotten Apple TV" and "Kung Fu VHS Show '97" F-list knock-offs, all in glorious technicolor 8k".