An Antifa member went to an anti-Trump rally. Afterwards he went to a bar and got totally snockered. When he got home, his boyfriend saw vomit all over his shirt.

“What happened to you?” asked the boyfriend. The Antifa guy, too embarrassed to admit he drunk-puked all over himself, said, “I was fighting with a Trump supporter and he threw up on me.”

As the boyfriend was helping the Antifa guy get undressed, he said “Ewww! What’s that smell???”

The Antifa guy said, “Oh I forgot. He shit in my pants, too.”