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Posted On: 07/11/2020 7:31:25 PM
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The problem we have in SC can mainly be attributed to the massive influx of Yankee golfers that pour into the Sandlapper State at this time of year. Very few, if any, of these whack jobs wear a mask and as a consequence for not doing so, they have almost totally infected our coastal population with a very virulent form of lunkerheaditis. Now, to the uninformed, this malady may not seem so bad at first but it is quite progressive and if left untreated could completely destroy a person's neuron.
The first thing this hideous disease does is attack a person's speech. For example, Billy Bob, a close friend of mine and an avid golfer, was on the links a few days back when he was heard to say, "I sarw* the mean old gator come up out of the marsh and then he et my golf ball." ..... And if that wasn't bad enough, this terrible crap will also wreak havoc on a person's dietary preferences and as evidence I'll once again use my friend Billy Bob. Up until he was infected, BB had eaten grits just about every day of his life. Now, not only can he not stand being around grits, he is a hollerin' for his wife, Bobbi Jo, to fix him up a bowl of cream of wheat 3 times a day. YUCK!!!!!!!!!!....... This stuff has almost wiped out all of our milling companies causing massive unemployment.
We're tough down here so hopefully we'll soon be developing herd immunity and things, with luck, will soon be getting back to normal.
* My pa-in-law, a 96 year old WW 2 vet was born in New York, now in San Antonio, and spent his formative years there, says things like sarw instead of saw. I love his accent!
The first thing this hideous disease does is attack a person's speech. For example, Billy Bob, a close friend of mine and an avid golfer, was on the links a few days back when he was heard to say, "I sarw* the mean old gator come up out of the marsh and then he et my golf ball." ..... And if that wasn't bad enough, this terrible crap will also wreak havoc on a person's dietary preferences and as evidence I'll once again use my friend Billy Bob. Up until he was infected, BB had eaten grits just about every day of his life. Now, not only can he not stand being around grits, he is a hollerin' for his wife, Bobbi Jo, to fix him up a bowl of cream of wheat 3 times a day. YUCK!!!!!!!!!!....... This stuff has almost wiped out all of our milling companies causing massive unemployment.
We're tough down here so hopefully we'll soon be developing herd immunity and things, with luck, will soon be getting back to normal.
* My pa-in-law, a 96 year old WW 2 vet was born in New York, now in San Antonio, and spent his formative years there, says things like sarw instead of saw. I love his accent!
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