President trump: "Now I would like to talk about a great little company called CYDY. This company is doing BIG, BIG things and their trial should be wrapped up in a week or 2. We believe this therapeutic will be the key to opening up society and making America greater than ever. BTW, it also helps with cancer, HIV, MS, graft vs host, NASH, & so much more. You know what, I was going to talk about other therapeutics but this molecule can obviously do everything. CYDY is the obvious choice."

I see the conversation going something like this.....