(Total Views: 229)
Posted On: 06/21/2020 8:05:05 PM
Post# of 127693
LITTLE OLD LADY IN COURT
Defense Attorney: Will you please state your age?
--- Little Old Lady: I am 94 years old.
Defense Attorney: Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened the night of April 1st?
--- Little Old Lady: There I was, sitting there in my swing on my front porch on a warm spring evening, when a young man comes creeping up on the porch and sat down beside me.
Defense Attorney: Did you know him?
--- Little Old Lady: No, but he sure was friendly.
Defense Attorney: What happened after he sat down?
--- Little Old Lady: He started to rub my thigh.
Defense Attorney: Did you stop him?
--- Little Old Lady: No, I didn't stop him.
Defense Attorney: Why not?
--- Little Old Lady: It felt good. Nobody had done that since my Albert died some 30 years ago.
Defense Attorney: What happened next?
--- Little Old Lady: He began to rub all over of my body.
Defense Attorney: Did you stop him then?
--- Little Old Lady: No, I did not stop him.
Defense Attorney: Why not?
--- Little Old Lady: His rubbing made me feel all alive and excited. I haven't felt that good in years!
Defense Attorney: What happened next?
--- Little Old Lady: Well, by then, I was feeling so 'spicy' that I just laid down and told him 'Take me, young man. Take me now! '
Defense Attorney: Did he take you?
--- Little Old Lady: Hell, no! He just yelled, 'April Fool!' .............. And that's when I shot him, the little bastard.
Defense Attorney: Will you please state your age?
--- Little Old Lady: I am 94 years old.
Defense Attorney: Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened the night of April 1st?
--- Little Old Lady: There I was, sitting there in my swing on my front porch on a warm spring evening, when a young man comes creeping up on the porch and sat down beside me.
Defense Attorney: Did you know him?
--- Little Old Lady: No, but he sure was friendly.
Defense Attorney: What happened after he sat down?
--- Little Old Lady: He started to rub my thigh.
Defense Attorney: Did you stop him?
--- Little Old Lady: No, I didn't stop him.
Defense Attorney: Why not?
--- Little Old Lady: It felt good. Nobody had done that since my Albert died some 30 years ago.
Defense Attorney: What happened next?
--- Little Old Lady: He began to rub all over of my body.
Defense Attorney: Did you stop him then?
--- Little Old Lady: No, I did not stop him.
Defense Attorney: Why not?
--- Little Old Lady: His rubbing made me feel all alive and excited. I haven't felt that good in years!
Defense Attorney: What happened next?
--- Little Old Lady: Well, by then, I was feeling so 'spicy' that I just laid down and told him 'Take me, young man. Take me now! '
Defense Attorney: Did he take you?
--- Little Old Lady: Hell, no! He just yelled, 'April Fool!' .............. And that's when I shot him, the little bastard.
(1)
(0)
