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Posted On: 06/13/2020 12:15:13 PM
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OK!
Well, Mr. Trump, sir, we're just tickled to death out here in Tulsa that you are.....
...going to honor us with your presence next week at one of your red, white and blue Make America Great Again rallies! Yes, sir, we're gonna pack that auditorium for you. We're gonna be shoulder to shoulder wall to wall and you can bet there won't be a single "snowflake mask" in sight. We know that all that pandemic nonsense is just a deep state Democrat plot to try to make you look bad and help Sleepy Joe's election prospects.
So, we hope you'll call their bluff about this virus hoax. Come down off the stage, sir, and "press the flesh" (if you know what I mean) with some of your most loyal followers. You could pose for some selfies with your arm on peoples' shoulders. Who knows? You just might get a few kisses from women who really admire you.
That would put an end to all that "wear a mask" kerfuffle. People would learn by your example that there just isn't anything to this Corona virus scare.
So, "come on down", sir! Show those snotty liberals what a real "man of the people" looks like!
https://www.democraticunderground.com/100213586709
20. Deal?
Okay, I'll come to your rally. Okay, I'll wear my widdle wed hat. Okay, I promise I won't wear one of those embarrassing masks. Okay, I promise to stand shoulder to shoulder with my fellow "mericans".
Okay, I'll sign a release promising I will not sue you in the event that I come down with Covid 19. One favor though. Will you sign a release pledging to my family that you will pay for my funeral expenses?
Well, Mr. Trump, sir, we're just tickled to death out here in Tulsa that you are.....
...going to honor us with your presence next week at one of your red, white and blue Make America Great Again rallies! Yes, sir, we're gonna pack that auditorium for you. We're gonna be shoulder to shoulder wall to wall and you can bet there won't be a single "snowflake mask" in sight. We know that all that pandemic nonsense is just a deep state Democrat plot to try to make you look bad and help Sleepy Joe's election prospects.
So, we hope you'll call their bluff about this virus hoax. Come down off the stage, sir, and "press the flesh" (if you know what I mean) with some of your most loyal followers. You could pose for some selfies with your arm on peoples' shoulders. Who knows? You just might get a few kisses from women who really admire you.
That would put an end to all that "wear a mask" kerfuffle. People would learn by your example that there just isn't anything to this Corona virus scare.
So, "come on down", sir! Show those snotty liberals what a real "man of the people" looks like!
https://www.democraticunderground.com/100213586709
20. Deal?
Okay, I'll come to your rally. Okay, I'll wear my widdle wed hat. Okay, I promise I won't wear one of those embarrassing masks. Okay, I promise to stand shoulder to shoulder with my fellow "mericans".
Okay, I'll sign a release promising I will not sue you in the event that I come down with Covid 19. One favor though. Will you sign a release pledging to my family that you will pay for my funeral expenses?
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