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Posted On: 06/07/2020 7:56:43 PM
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OLD MAN
An old man walks into a bar, sits down, and starts crying.
The bartender asks, "What's wrong?"
The old man looks at the bartender through teary eyes and between sobs says, "I married a beautiful woman two days ago. She's a natural blonde, twenty-five, intelligent, a marvelous cook, a meticulous housekeeper, extremely sensitive to my wants and needs, very giving, my best friend, and intensely passionate in bed."
The bartender stares at the old man for a brief moment and says, "But that sounds great! You have what every man wants in a woman, so why are you crying?"
The old man looks at the bartender and says, "I can't remember where I live!"
An old man walks into a bar, sits down, and starts crying.
The bartender asks, "What's wrong?"
The old man looks at the bartender through teary eyes and between sobs says, "I married a beautiful woman two days ago. She's a natural blonde, twenty-five, intelligent, a marvelous cook, a meticulous housekeeper, extremely sensitive to my wants and needs, very giving, my best friend, and intensely passionate in bed."
The bartender stares at the old man for a brief moment and says, "But that sounds great! You have what every man wants in a woman, so why are you crying?"
The old man looks at the bartender and says, "I can't remember where I live!"
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